hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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