Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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