I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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