we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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