I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
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there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?