Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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