I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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