she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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