A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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