By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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