Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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