i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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