if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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