i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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