Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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