Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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