Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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