I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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