I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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