I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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