just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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