yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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