Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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