member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm like, not good at living.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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