She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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