so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
