Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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