Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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