It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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