In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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