I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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