lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
sex in a hospital.. check
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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