Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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