check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
