I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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