Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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