I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It's never too late to be topless.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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