Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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