On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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