so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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