I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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