That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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