How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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