We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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