I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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