I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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