His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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