The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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