i don't plan on having that self control this summer
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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