I would go down on you faster than GM stock
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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