I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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