I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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