its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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