dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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