Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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