We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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