why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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